Homer Simpson’s Top Ten Business Ideas

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I've been a fan of The Simpsons from the very beginning when they started out as a cartoon short during the Tracey Ullman Show.  The characters have changed quite a bit over the years and none more so than Homer Simpson.  In early episodes, Homer was a hard-working father with good intentions who just never seemed to catch a break.  These days he’s little more than a buffoon … [Read more...]

Celebrity Body Parts Are Expensive to Insure

The New York Post had a neat slideshow detailing some of the most expensive insurance policies taken out on celebrity body parts. Some of the insurance policies are only rumored so I can't confirm whether or not they actually exist, but several other websites mention similar policies for the same celebrities so I'm inclined to believe they are legitimate. Christiano … [Read more...]

Is It Time to Ditch the Telephone Book?

We recently moved my mom into a Long Term Care facility and we've been spending a lot of time cleaning out the house so we can put it on the market. I can’t believe how much STUFF she had socked away in the closets, basement, and attic.  Knick-Knacks, old toys from when I was a kid, mason jars full of buttons, maps of places they had never been to, and hundreds and hundreds of … [Read more...]

When You’re Sick of Getting Screwed by Bank Fees…

You turn the tables and do some screwing of your own? According to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, a Tennessee man was recently arrested after he walked into a local bar, dropped his pants, and tried to have sex with an ATM machine. Bar patrons witnessed the man’s failed attempt to make an unconventional of deposit into the ATM and his subsequent “relations” with a … [Read more...]