You turn the tables and do some screwing of your own?
According to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, a Tennessee man was recently arrested after he walked into a local bar, dropped his pants, and tried to have sex with an ATM machine.
Bar patrons witnessed the man’s failed attempt to make an unconventional of deposit into the ATM and his subsequent “relations” with a picnic table after being escorted outside.
In a surprise twist I’m sure you saw coming, alcohol was involved. I would imagine the other customers enjoyed a few laughs while they waited for the police to come and arrest him for intoxication.
Source: The Smoking Gun